Quotes made by Bimbo Boy
"I'm just being myself. I've always been. I didn't just wake up one day realizing I was gay and that I had to start listening to disco music and liking pink stuff."
"Having sex with girls is like overdosing candy floss. I see girls as sugar and guys as salt, and sugar just ain't my thing."
"I'm an emotional rollercoaster."
"If God didn't want guys to be gay he wouldn't have made sperm so delicious."
"I may look cheap, but that doesn't give you the right to take things for granted!"
"I'm very narrow-minded when it comes to music and I hardly listen to anything but electronic music. Sound is very important. I can spot within three seconds whether I like a song or not."
"I'm useless at memorizing numbers. It's a miracle I remember my own birthday."
"People tell me I'm a walking flashback since I listen to the music they liked when they were kids."
"I love dentists. They always want to chuck stuff down my throat."
"No, drugs are out of the question. They make you wrinkly and yucky."
"Sometimes I seem very irrational, but what's wrong with confusing people?"
"I'm not a rock star. I'm a disco queen!"
"Nobody will ever say they created Bimbo Boy. I did it on my own, from scratch."
"Big Brother gives the untalented their fifteen minutes of fame."
"How terrible it would be not to know what to talk about. That never happens to me."
"My life is a movie and I hope I can direct it the right way."